rain sucks

for one, it's totally ruining my pretty hair. for another, i'm cold. my pilot light is out so i have no heat. i have three op-ed pieces due today. but i'm cold, i can't think when i'm cold, and i can't write anything that makes sense when i can't think (as you may have noticed). therefore, because it's raining, i'm cold, my hair looks like shit, i can't think, and i am going to blow deadlines. oh, and i have a hangover, and i'm pretty sure it's making me even colder, even stupider, and even more prone to blowing deadlines.

~k