07 April 2009

dummy day

the day started off on a most pleasant note when i closed my locked front door sans my keys. and i had to wait to be rescued. for the second time in a month.

it is ending with me trying to stop myself from bleeding to death. i tried to wash dishes, and my cheese knife attacked me.

tomorrow, no retard sandwiches.



  1. Yeah, if you are going to slice up some meat for sandwiches it is better to avoid retard meat. I'd suggest going with an astrophysicist or something. Slice up one of those guys with some chipotle mayo, pepper jack cheese, on a really fresh sourdough. Mmmmmmmm astrophysicist...